Tellus & the Satellite Bar

We were able to be seated right away, service was welcoming. The server was very knowledgeable in the foods and drinks. I had the Panda drink which was delicious, the cucumber salad was so fresh and the dressing had a slight spice to it but nothing over powering. The smash burger was delicious, very tender and juicy the Tellus fries were fresh and crisp. The cheesecake was also so flavorful and fresh.The music was not too loud, I will say the space is a little tight for a party of four on a round small table, but overall a great spot. I will definitely be back.

Had a great experience here. Pizza was delicious (sausage ala vodka); their take on ramen is unique, its not quite ramen but it is good for what it is, almost a sort of a goulash; the egg rolls were delicious and we were happy with the beer and the ginger-honey lemonade. Would definitely return! Great service and relaxed atmosphere, too.

Lovely food, drinks, and atmosphere. We got 4 apps to split and they were all delicious 😋. My favorite was the Peaches & Cream Buratta. It was fresh and creamy. I tired the Brown butter old fashioned and I wasnt impressed. I wished it can with better whiskey (like a brown butter washed Japanese). No beer on tap here, but they do have cans and a handful of craft beer.

I have been going to Tellus and the Satellite Bar since they opened. I have to say this place is amazing! The food is excellent, the drinks are fantastic, and the staff is just amazing. If you’re in the Northampton area, you should check this place out.

I gave the service and service at one star because I haven’t ate here yet,with the service I also can’t give that’s proper score because I didn’t interact with the staff tonight. But what I can say about this this place is great music,dancing and fun. My problem is there was people in the dance floor trying to pick pocket people. He tried it on me luckily, I caught him and smacked him away I didn’t say anything to the stuff because I didn’t wanna cause a fight. So my recommendation is to have a security in the middle of the Dancefloor and keep an eye out. After I saw the kid that was husky with a black raiders, football team hat backwards, try it with other people around me. So next event, take a lookout. Other than that, I had a good time

Such a wonderful and much needed addition to downtown Northampton. Fun and casual atmosphere with a playful menu and very clever food both in terms of flavors and presentation. Drinks were strong and unique. Definitely looking forward to a return trip!

Go there. Service communicates well & is personable. The food was fantastic. Nachos with smokey grueyere are a must try, & i never knew a plate of cauliflower could be a flavorful meal. There are several options for meat, vegetarians, and even vegan alternatives. The secret is in the sauces, and they know what theyre doing. Pricing was quite reasonable maybe even low cost when quality is considered. It’s a classy place on a Wednesday night with a great atmosphere for a date but not stuffy. I enjoyed the new zombie punch with a great blend. I highly recommend a weeknight meal here, & i plan to return soon.

Second times the charm at Tellus! After a so-so initial visit, we were pleasantly surprised by our recent experience. The service was attentive and friendly, a stark contrast to our previous encounter. Our night started with the cocktails - carefully crafted -inventive concoctions that balanced sweet and savory. The El Segundo was a tequila masterpiece, while the Baby Zombie Panda offered a delightful autumnal warmth.But the real star was the pizza! Despite the lack of a brick oven, theyve nailed the perfect crust - blistered and chewy with a hint of char. The toppings were fresh and generous, and the flavor combinations were creative and delicious. Even without the traditional Neapolitan cred, this pizza holds its own. Plus, the Korean Fried Chicken Wings were prepared to perfection and bursting with flavor. Overall, a complete turnaround from our first visit. If youre looking for a great atmosphere, friendly service, and surprisingly good pizza (brick oven or not!), give Tellus another shot!

Appalling service. We were told while ordering appetisers that the kitchen was out of pizza, which accounts for nine out of their 12 main dishes. They proceeded to offer our party of four a $25 gift certificate which barely covers two cocktails. Add to that our sullen waiter ignored our table throughout the evening, without offering even the most rudimentary courtesies while bringing our cheque. Really poor show. Wont be going back.

Absolutely check out Tellus & The Satellite Bar!It’s amazing for a night out of dancing and delicious drinks both dry and sweet. It’s also very much so a must to eat here. The food is amazing my favorite’s are “Mom’s Eggrolls” the “Nacho Tostadas” and the “Wagyu Double Smash Burger”. All of these are to die for! Make sure you save room for desert or simply just come for just that the “Sticky Toffee Pears” are literally a hug from the inside! For drinks the “Saturn V” and “Lychee Plum margarita” is absolutely perfection!Until next time! ♥️

The Best Burger in Northampton!Nice place to visit after a hard day of touring the local dispensaries.

I want to like this place, but it seems like they only care about money and not the actual people or environment. Whenever there’s a dance party, they crowd it to the point where it’s unenjoyable and you can’t move. The music is pretty basic too, just hiring DJ’s based on instagram followers and not their actual musical ability. Seems like their DJ’s just press play on an early 2,000’s top hits playlist every weekend. It’s so boring. The bathroom line is always long and aggressive. The food is good though and the staff are nice.

My first time ever coming here was while it was operating as a nightclub from 10-2 on Saturday. It was alright and fun to begin with dancing with my friends but soon it became so crowded to the point the bathroom lines were over 20 people long and I was seriously question if commercial venue capacity laws were being violated. It frankly seemed very unsafe with that amount of people squeezed in there.The DJ was ok, some of the blends were highly questionable and it at times felt like I was at a Middle school or High school dance. Do know that’s a generation thing.This all being said, the cover fee was only 3 dollars which was very affordable. That being said, I think if they increased the cover fee, limited, the amount of people allowed in, and hired a better DJ the experience would have been a lot more memorable and pleasant.

Tellus is hand down our favorite restaurant in town. We go at least one a month. Everyone we have brought to dine there, is instantly hooked. It has the most delicious food, every new dish they add is better than the last a the cocktails are to die for. We love how they make it so easy to share lots of dishes so you get to try a little of everything. I cannot recommend this place enough.

Gets better every time I go.Best place for a cocktail in Northampton.Exceptional bartending. Pleasant staff.Late night dancing is the icing on the cake.Always a win.

Have been to Tellus a few times in the past month and loved every bite. The service was great every time. They have lots of interesting mixed drinks and a good beer list. For some items the portions are on the smaller side. My friend had the Red Curry Bowl which was delicious, but she was still hungry after. I had Moms Egg Rolls and the Beet and Goat Cheese Salad. Together they were the perfect amount of food. The pizzas look delicious, but they do not offer a non dairy cheese at this time. I hope they do soon, because I would be a regular if so. Diners should know that Tellus charges a 5% wage equity fee on all of the food and drink. Im not sure why they charge it on the drinks, because bartenders get tips. Kitchen staff, however, is not legally allowed to share in a tip pool in MA, so I can see the reason for them. I think it would be simpler to just charge 5% more for the food items. Also, they have their POS programmed to suggest tips on the after tax amount. I am happy to tip generously, but proper tipping etiquette is to tip on the before tax amount.

Absolutely delicious! Everything you get has so much flavor and don’t even get me started on how amazing the drinks are! This is my favorite spot for dinner!

Gastropub? Its a Blastopub! We had a blast! Excellent atmosphere and fantastic food. Bring your appetite. Try the egg rolls! Try the pizza! They have some unique cocktails too. Bring a date!

I visited Tellus a couple of time with my wife and we always loved it.Amazing atmosphere and very good food.The first time I tried the pizza (a very nice surprise) and the second time the ramen (another surprise).And we love also their cocktails (my favorite is the spiced pear mule). Really recommended if you want to have a nice dinner.

Tasty cocktails, cool vibes, reasonable prices. Great decor s d energy. Very cool little cocktail bar in town that I would recommend highly.They also have music/dance/a club there on Friday and Saturday nights with rotating music/DJs. It’s cool how everything goes in one spot.

Honestly I was surprised, it’s a smaller venue with a very basic bar menu but it’s a good time, the bathrooms where super clean and modern the music was good and atmosphere upbeat and fun, the staff was super nice with attentive bar staff. I saw the bouncer giving a girl a hard time outside witch I didn’t like but over all a good fun small venue. It’s also worth noting with a smaller bar menu the drinks where excellently priced.

Went here once about a month ago with a female friend. Long story short, she got really sick and she doesnt ever really get sick from drinking as she doesnt drink in excess. She said she felt dizzy and tired on top of vomitting most the night. A few weeks later, it turns out there are reports of girls getting rufied there. Thatd be reason number 1 to avoid this place.Reason number 2 - place is wildly overcrowded and way beyond capacity. There was nowhere to move, let alone dance. Reason 3 - Waited for 30 minutes just to pee. Reason 4 - If youre a smoker, I saw people being told no readmittance if they step outside Lastly, its expensive and smells like badussy. Take from this review what youd like. I wont be back.

The drinks are delicious! Ive come for the nightclub twice and had a great time. One Saturday, my group was seated and had a drink before the transition to a nightclub. They allowed us to order another drink before they closed for the transition. We were able to stay during the transition and for the nightclub after that - they just came to our table and stamped our hands.I havent eaten here so I cannot comment on that.

The well mannered and professional staff got myself and my companion seated immediately. We got our food within a half an hour it was excellent and their pizza is the best gourmet pizza Ive ever had however, I need to try it well done and with the Cup and Char pepperoni actually charred this time I figure that is likely to move the score of this pizza from a 8.5 to a 9.5 or higher.

Great diverse nightlife in a central noho location. Reminds me of the Basement back in its glory days...only much better. Cocktails were really good and inexpensive. Went on a Friday night and there was a really good DJ, had a great girls night out. Will definitely be back again!

Food here is always been good. Fun basement setting. The service the last time was bizarre and that our party of eight would receive dishes sparingly and spottingly.

Amazing cocktails and food menu. Love the comfortable yet stylish vibe. Ive now been twice and service has been great - even when our server was extremely busy. So happy to have yall in Northampton!

I went here for the packed crowd with bumping into bumping dance floor. Lol

Been here over and over and have yet to have anything I dont love! Its the sort of place where the menu changes often, so its worth going back often to see whats new. The servers and owners alike are quite hospitable and welcoming, and the atmosphere is casual. Its quickly become our favorite go-to out of many options around the area.

Loved this place! The service and food were great. The only disappointment is that the site advertised dancing but I didnt see a dance floor? Maybe I missed it, everything else was phenomenal. The espresso martini was to die for!

Staff is very nice and knowledgeable about their wines and spirits. Hands down best whiskey sour Ive ever had. Pizza was great too. Will stop by again when Im back this way.

I had a good meal at Tellus. It offers a decent variety of upscale American in a dark but stylish setting right in downtown NOHO. The appetizers were a tad small for the price and it was quite loud, making it difficult to hear my dinner mates at times

Just went to Tellus soft opening - and the food was out of this world - and very reasonably priced! The Burger was one of the best - tastiest - mouth watering burgers in the area! Just amazing! And the salad was really amazing - fresh - local ingredients - and the house-made dressing - was onion-popping great! Wonderful, welcoming staff, owners, and cook! Please support this new restaurant/bar in the Northampton, Mass area!!! In the bottom on Thornes Marketplace (formerly Patria).

Love this place for weekend dancing…. Need a bigger dance floor though and more themed nights!

They have a limited menu which means that everything they do is done to perfection! Nahn has made me some amazing drinks and Amanda is a wine expert. They clearly love what they do and do it all very well. I highly recommend this restaurant for the food, drinks, service and inviting atmosphere!

Grand Opening was awesome. Great vibe! Went for Wooly Bully, all vinyl dance party. People were out on the dance floor from the get go. Awesome and inivative drinks, good prices. One of the few places that make a proper negroni. We hope the do an 80s night! Will definitely be back.

Wow, fabulous drinks...seriously fabulous, and the appetizers and pizzas are delicious.

My wife was talking to me but i had no idea what she was saying because i had just taken my first bite of the pizza and i teleported briefly to a joyous pizza dimension and everything outside of this pizza stopped existing like pepperoni tunnel vision. when my wife realized i was in pizza land she took her first bite of the pizza and SHE transported to a pizza dimension, so there we were just sitting across from each other but each in our own separate pizza black hole, eyes rolling into the back of our heads just mumbling to each other through the fabric of the cosmos about how good this pizza was.wings and cornbread also A+

We all enjoyed our drinks, and the disco fries were so so good! The service was great too. Can’t wait to go back. ****Update*** We went back and it all was excellent again! It’s my new favorite place.

The vegan sourdough hot pocket is top notch. Im not vegan or veg. but thats gonna be my go-to meal when Im in Northampton. Great vibes, friendly staff, overall a very nice experience.

Nice environment . The appetizers are delicious a bit smaller then expected. Over all a refreshing new to me place to go out with friends.

Great to see nightlife coming back to Northampton! Great little club for dancing on Friday and Saturday from 10-2!

Well, we wanted to check this place out. We got there at like 9:04pm on a Saturday evening. Found a sign outside on the door stating that they would not be accepting any new guests between 9pm-10pm to transition from dinner to nightclub mode. We werent really interested in Tellus or the nightclub, just the Satellite Bar, but it seems you cant just get a drink at a really popular time of night. Not going to try and go back.

We usually sit at the bar, but they have comfortable booths too...Food fun and inventive, comfortable atmosphere, really nice staff 👍

Absolutely incredible food and lively atmosphere. Amazing drinks and the service was perfect! We are going back for sure, it’s our new favorite restaurant.

Great pizza and the service was amazing. A bit loud for my liking but I would definitely be back....

The majority of the menu can also be purchased at TARGET. Sorry but it’s true. This is not an exiting culinary adventure, but this is a place for drinkers to drink. This establishment is invested in being a NiGHT CLUB- because booze is what makes the money. Not returning.

The nightclub is so good: great dance floor, awesome sound quality, and great vibe. Wonderful drinks and food too! This is just what noho needed.

The drinks were good. The vibe was lit. The music was great. And everyone was just having a great time. This is my new favorite spot for drinks and dancing

Food always good. Service not.

It was too crowded. No where to move, the bathroom line was a 25+ minute wait and getting a drink was the same. Usually LOVE the atmosphere here though.

What a fabulous experience from the moment we arrived! Excellent service which is hard post Covid to find. Foods wasGreat - pear dessert exceptional.

Amazing food and drinks. There is an awesome vibe and absolutely lovely staff. Absolutely recommend and cant wait to go again.

Best pizza and gastropub in Northampton! Eat outside or in the charming wine bar atmosphere inside

The cocktails are great & so is the food. I highly recommend the wagyu smash burger!

Came here for emo night and had a great time, the staff were friendly and the drinks werent too expensive.

Wonderful drinks, food, and atmosphere. Will definitely be back soon!

Best pizza in the area. We went there for dinner and had a great time and great service.

We have been hitting Tellus since it opened last year. Great bites and great drinks!!!

Food was great. Service not so much.

Best burger in town, incredible cocktails, great service. Look forward to going back asap!

Amazing cocktail list, wood fired pizza was fantastic

Such a good time Friday night. Excellent theme and DJ. Great atmosphere and energy

Great drinks, food, and atmosphere

The food here was great and very creative. They created a nice space.

They let my friends in at 1:04 am and refused my service at 1:06 am2 people behind them in line. Disgraceful.

Delicious food and great cocktails! Must try!

Smash burger was awesome. Corn bread!

So so good, please bring back the nachos and chicken sandwich!!!

What for dinner and had a good time the food was great as well

Pizza, drinks, and apps all great.

Good place, good people, good service

Good food, good service.

Great espresso martinis

Great cocktails

Marvelous

Fantastic food, no matter what you order. First rate pizzas, Korean fried wings Vietnamese-style eggs rolls,27-hr simmered Pho. And, to top it off, killer mixed drinks. I must highlight Christina, our server, who was exceptional. Do ask for her area when being seated. This place is a treat all around. Only drawback: tge brick walls, while atmospheric, make for a high decibel level. Highest recommendation.